Would Cinderella Still Accept A Slipper From A Bald Prince Charming?
And now ... Disney princes with male pattern baldness.
by joseph lamour 12/30/2015
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Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Kobe Bryant — there are loads of gorgeous hunky men who are bald up top. And yet, all Disney princes share a common trait: a thick, lustrous head of hair. So what if they didn’t? Would they still be as dreamy?
Illustrator Loryn Brantz of BuzzFeed reimagined Disney princes without their trademark tresses, and they certainly look quite different. In addition to illustrating them with thinning hair and receding hairlines, Brantz playfully renamed each prince with a pun-filled name, like “Prince Bald-veen” or “Baldaddin.”
The American Hair Loss Association estimates that two out of three guys start losing their hair before they turn 35. If “Little Mermaid” hunk Prince Eric (or “Prince No Hairic”) fell into that category the way Brantz illustrated him, he’d definitely a candidate for a buzzcut.
On the other hand, Prince Charming still looks pretty good. We’re sure he’s still more charming than his thick haired compatriots — and we bet Cinderella would think so too.
Walt Disney Studios / Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
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Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Kobe Bryant — there are loads of gorgeous hunky men who are bald up top. And yet, all Disney princes share a common trait: a thick, lustrous head of hair. So what if they didn’t? Would they still be as dreamy?
Illustrator Loryn Brantz of BuzzFeed reimagined Disney princes without their trademark tresses, and they certainly look quite different. In addition to illustrating them with thinning hair and receding hairlines, Brantz playfully renamed each prince with a pun-filled name, like “Prince Bald-veen” or “Baldaddin.”
The American Hair Loss Association estimates that two out of three guys start losing their hair before they turn 35. If “Little Mermaid” hunk Prince Eric (or “Prince No Hairic”) fell into that category the way Brantz illustrated him, he’d definitely a candidate for a buzzcut.
On the other hand, Prince Charming still looks pretty good. We’re sure he’s still more charming than his thick haired compatriots — and we bet Cinderella would think so too.
Check out all the balding Disney prince fun over at BuzzFeed, and be sure to like Loryn Brantz on Facebook, too [and/or see below].
Disney Princes With Male Pattern Baldness
Prince No Hairic
Walt Disney Studios / Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
General Li-eaving Hair Shang
Walt Disney Studios / Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
Baldaddin
Walt Disney Studios / Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
Flynn “not much hair” Ryder
Walt Disney Studios / Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
Prince Bald-veen
Walt Disney Studios / Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
The Hairless Beast Prince
Walt Disney Studios / Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
And Prince “Less Hair” Charming
Walt Disney Studios / Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
Original title: “Disney Princes With Male Pattern Baldness”
posted on Dec. 29, 2015, at 3:38 p.m.
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